Dear Congressman John Adler,
I am a big fan of yours. I grew up in a poorer part of New Jersey, Rosselle. My dad worked many overtime hours in Rahway State Prison, leaving my family alone at home numerous hours of the day. Until after 26 years working, we were able to save up enough money to move to Toms River, NJ where we still have to work hard to say in our home. I know, during these tough times, it will be hard to fund us. We will greatly appreciate the funding. I know as a Republican, conservation and trees aren’t your main focus. If you do this, I’m sure you will capture many liberal Democratic votes. For this walkabout, we plant many trees, and raise awareness of ecology and the unexpected beauty of New Jersey. With the funding, I can guarantee the right to use my name in your next campaign for congressman or even higher levels, President, doesn’t that sound great? President John Adler?
A donation of $2000 dollars would be greatly appreciated, but even a donation of $1000 would mean just the same. As you might notice (or not, since this is a website) this was originally written on recycled paper, and I used one piece on both sides to avoid the use of another piece of paper. I hope you take this letter seriously. Thank you.
